Who needs enemy's when you got a friend like Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton is a BFF? Yeah, if it stands for best fake friend.The loaded celebutante has a new reality show tentatively titled 'I wanna be Paris new best friend' in the works, but most of her enemies would warn you against earning that dubious honor. Paris named Most Overrated Celebrity by the Guinness Book Of World Records, has a history of burning bridges with pals. Speaking in a recent radio interview, Paris described Kim Kardashians's as "so disgusting. Its like cottage cheese in a garbage bag" - nice. When her gal pal Kimberly Stewart split from Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis, Paris opted for an overnight with Joe - charming. And who can forget how Paris stole Stavros Niarchos from MaryKate Olsen? Or how she spent a night with Nicole Richie's boyfriend? Who needs enemies when you have a friend like Paris?